Tony K. Gone Haywire

Welcome to the Twisted World of Tony K!

This is the Realm of Tony Gone Haywire. In this Realm, you'll be able to "step inside" my world and discover the Man Behind the Madness!! Cool, huh?? Well, have fun!!

Disclaimer:

(I just put this in here to annoy you guys!)

You are about to enter an Official Realm of Chaos, where anything can happen. (and often does!) The opinions expressed in this Realm are the author's. If you are offended by these opinions, please do not proceed any further into this webpage. You have been warned.

OK! Now that the business with the Disclaimer is over with, let me tell you a little bit about myself. My "proper" name is Anthony Wayne. (I like "Tony" better because "Anthony" sounds boring to me.) I was born on July 26, 1979 in Harlingen, Texas. My parents are Alvin and Debbie. I have one little brat of a sister (Vicki), one black and white cat (Mittens), and one toy "Poodle-Dawg with an Attitude" (Brandy). As of April 1998, I'm an 18 year old Freshman at San Juan College in Farmington, New Mexico. For those of you who are visually inclined, here are a few pictures of me.

Here's me about 4 yrs. ago.
Here's one of my Senior pictures from last year.
Here's me and Brandy about 3 yrs. ago.
Here's a family shot taken in front of my dad's '97 Chevy Venture.
Here's a pic of me from Christmas, 1983. (I was 4 years old.) Cute little devil, ain't I??

(I hope to get another pic or two on here sooner or later.)

I don't really want to brag, but don't I look handsome??? LOL!!

Like I said before, I was born in Harlingen, Texas. When I was about two years old, my family moved to Ouray, Colorado (a BEAUTIFUL place to visit, believe me!) My parents operated a Jeep rental business there until we moved back to Harlingen almost a year later. We lived in Harlingen until 1988, when we moved to Durango, Colorado. Then, five years later, we moved to nearby Aztec, New Mexico. My hobbies include surfin' the Net (of course!), multimedia (audio/visual, computer animation), jammin' to classic rock and other cool music, watching Voltron on TV, reading, and Mopar musclecars.

Here are some original words/phrases that I've made up into my vocabulary:

Yoink!
(A word that I've associated with something that is very cool.)

Yeesh!
(A word used when something terrible happens.)

Drat!
(I didn't exactly make this one up, but I think it sounds cool anyway.)

Yeahs Go!
(A kind of "Southern-Fried" slant on "Let's Go.")

Please note that this Realm is Under Construction until further notice.

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